BitchInTheAfternoon

All Rina. All things bitchy. No Holds barred. NO censorship.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
  • Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
  • Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them

(Source: ssanra, via liaby)

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

(via dutchster)

theclassyissue:

B

Fuck. I can’t even lie. I love this. And I don’t care for Beyoncé very much. But this picture…..!

theclassyissue:

B

Fuck. I can’t even lie. I love this. And I don’t care for Beyoncé very much. But this picture…..!

(Source: beyonceinfo)